The Knicks Are Back… and the NBA Is Better For It
Zach’s Twitter: @ZachSelwyn1 Normally, I like things that live in cellars. Wine, photo albums… pickled vegetables. But over the past 20 years, one thing has been...
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Zach to the Rack NBA Picks For Wednesday 4/21/2021
Zach’s Season Record: 80-63 Twitter: @ZachSelwyn1 Let’s talk about last-second shots. Unless you’re a vaccinator trying to save a life, last-second shots don’t do anybody any...
Zach to the Rack NBA Picks For Monday 4/19/2021
Zach’s Season Record: 78-61 Twitter: @ZachSelwyn1 YESSIR. I had a 7-0 night on Wednesday, bringing my confidence back and causing me to buy the swim-up bar...
Zach to the Rack NBA Picks For Monday 4/5/2021
Zach’s Season Record: 67-53 Twitter: @ZachSelwyn1 Wait, the NBA is still happening? Yeah, sorry – March Madness got yer boy so busy with NCAA games that...
Zach to the Rack NBA Picks For Monday 3/29/2021
Zach’s Season Record: 62-48 Twitter: @ZachSelwyn1 Last week’s picks were good for my wallet – even though my overs and unders got hit harder than Luguentz...
Is Danny Ainge the Worst GM in the NBA Right Now?
As I sit here writing this article, I am mentally (and physically) preparing myself for the entire state of Massachusetts to demand that my scrotum...
Strip Clubs, Burner Accounts, and Flat Earthers: Will The NBA’s Latest Super Team Work?
“My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team.” - Coach Lou Brown, Major League I don’t know if there will be a more fun team than...
Worst NBA Haircuts of the Season… So Far
Watching a recent press conference with my favorite Flat Earther, Kyrie Irving, I noticed a tattoo on his forearm celebrating the TV show Friends -...
Smart Money NBA Pick For 9/2/2020
Miami Heat @ Milwaukee Bucks (-5) Wow, that was not the game one that we expected. Did I think the Heat would be competitive in...
The 2020 NBA Playoffs: Sleepers and Contenders
While Rob Manfred and the MLB are still trying to figure out the safest way to tie a shoe during COVID, Adam Silver and the...